DARK SHADOWS
It's not easy living in the shadow of Iron Man, The Hulk, Captain America, Thor.....
Me looking goofy, not even posing properly. Photo by Tamara and Brian, also seeing Dark Shadows. |
I must say right off the bat that I’m
not a huge Tim Burton fan. I thought Sleepy
Hollow was a hoot, but the director has yet to balance humor and grotesque violence
so well. Fat-budget remakes are his game now apparently. His newest critical
wet noodle is just that: a big budget remake.
There isn’t anything new or original
about it, though. Dark Shadows is your
typical Tim Burton affair: haunting atmosphere brought to life by elaborate set
decoration and outlandish characters. Once you get to the heart of this cheesy
horror flick, you’ll realize it’s like a vampire’s: cold and dead.
Well, hold on, let’s back up. I will
admit I was laughing, smitten by the hilariously satiric way they portrayed the
1970s, but that feeling faded. The story doesn’t hold up and characters start
to feel like vehicles for their stars. Helena Bonham Carter brings nothing
new: just a recognizable face in a ridiculous wig. Not surprisingly, Chloe Grace Moretz is funny and scene-stealing, adding an odd teenage perspective to the happenings of the film. Eva
Green does an excellent job playing a villain. I only wish she could have played
one with more depth, not just a witch out for revenge. But, what saves the
movie from being awful, is Johnny Depp.
Depp plays Barnabas Collins, a cursed vampire buried in the eighteenth century, only to be resurrected in 1972. He was cursed by his neglected lover who turned out to be a witch. She used her sorcery to turn him into a vampire, and buried him alive. Don't you hate when that happens? Barnabas sure does. Johnny Depp does an excellent job bringing his frustration to life.
Anyone surprised? He really does an
excellent job playing the vampiric fish out of water as an eighteenth century
nightwalker in the 70s. His reactions to all the 1970s cultural oddities
are pitch-perfect. His obsession with the lava lamp brings multiple laughs.
His use of eighteenth century language in a hippie Maine town is priceless. Depp
really pulls the vampire thing off. After some poor portrayals of these creatures
of the night in past years, it’s nice to see some fresh blood.
If you’re a Tim Burton or Johnny Depp fan, get out
there and see Dark Shadows. In fact, you probably already have. If you’re not, maybe wait until it comes out on DVD or the ol’ Redbox. Johnny Depp
is hysterical, but the lack of fantasy action or an inspired script (other than
Depp’s dialogue) should maybe keep this one in crypt.
Side note: Because Dark Shadows is living in the
tremendous and dark shadow of the mega blockbuster The Avengers right now, its proposed sequel may never see the light
of day…
Definitely has its moments of fun, but they all start to go away by the last act when the tone shifts from goofy comedy to campy melodrama and takes all of the steam out of its story. Very lazy direction by Burton but definitely not terrible. Good review Ulac.
ReplyDeleteThanks for commenting Dan the Man! I must agree, the last act was poor, and I was hoping it would end before it got any more dismal. You think there will be a sequel? After that silly cliff-hanger final shot?
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